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PCB (Printed Circuit Board) Scrunchie / Decoy Stashie

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Description

Every Stashie owner needs a decoy! With the Stashy trend in full swing, it's just a matter of time before those pesky security folks start poking around our hair accessories.

That's why we've designed and developed the perfect not so ordinary, ordinary scrunchie to have your back (and hair)!

You won't find any velcro or zipper stash compartments hidden in this bad boy! That's because this is the Decoy Stashie, and it is your effective, unassuming, stylish, and comfy first line of defense when put under questioning or scrutiny.

With this special scrunchie, you can rest easy. It features a design that's not so flashy as to spontaneously draw undue attention, not too discreet either, but juuust right.

The Circuitboard Print is a clever and tactful middle ground. It is a very special print as well!

 

About the print:

Our PCB Print comes right out of a 90s era server circuit board from a Telecom data center that was just recently decommissioned and recycled.

This particular PCB was contributing to data crunching for Telecommunications router/switch traffic in the United States since before Y2K until last year!

Unique, authentic, and rare, this tech design is the real deal!

 

How to use:

You see, when an overzealous security personnel asks to search your hair accessory, there lies the perfect decoy storyline with which you can begin to explain and bore them until their short attention span gives way and you are asked to move along.

When the coast is clear you can switch it out with the stashie. Then, alternate them between wrist, bag, hair, etc. to your heart's content.

 

Product Powers:

.: Supremely soft jersey-knit fabric for a comfortable feel and no pulling

.: 4'' (10.16cm) diameter (as a scrunchie should be)

.: You can wear it on your wrist, in your hair, on a bag, on a bear

.: Disclaimer: Do Not harass or provoke wild animals of any kind, especially large, beautiful, carnivorous ones

.: Let them come to you.

.: Elastic band inside .: ^making it soft and stretchy

.: Pairs well with sleight of hand illusions Get your PCB Stashie Decoy today!

Premium Comfort

100% Ring Spun Combed Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than normal cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Oversized Unisex Fit - Relaxed comfortable fit featuring dropped shoulders for that modern oversized aesthetic.

Built to Last

Premium Fabric - Soft heavyweight 6 oz fabric to keep you comfortable day in and day out, for years and years to come.

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle sleeve, neck, and bottom hem. Sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

U.S. Headquarters. Global network. Every piece has its own origin, so shipping location depends on the item.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Brain Wash Only ships worldwide. Orders are produced through our global network, with shipping rates calculated at checkout. Check our shipping policy for the details.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. You'll receive a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships, so you can follow its journey every step of the way.

What materials are your products made of?

Quality comes first. We use premium materials selected for comfort, durability, and long-term wear. Fabric blends vary by product, so check each item's description for exact details.