Had enough of the endless doomscrolling and tech-addicted masses? Our “Touch Some Grass” t-shirt hits like a blunt reality check: it’s time to unplug and face the real world. Bold, unapologetic, and dripping with sarcasm, this tee tells people exactly what they need to hear—get off your phone and go touch some damn grass. Perfect for those who are over the digital nonsense and ready to serve some hard truth with attitude.
Whether you’re shading your screen-addicted friends or just embracing your inner rebel, this tee has the edge and punch you need to stand out. Soft, comfortable, and packing serious attitude, it’s your new go-to when you want to say what everyone’s thinking—without even opening your mouth.
Key Features:
• No-nonsense, savage design
• Perfect for those who are DONE with the tech obsession
• Ultra-comfy fabric for maximum chill while throwing shade
• Available in a range of sizes and colors for the ultimate flex
Take a stand, ditch the screen, and touch some grass.
Product Superpowers:
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric that is easy to layer and breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: A fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal outside (not online) gatherings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Sustainably made to order just for you.
.: Unisex sizing: Size up 1-2 sizes from normal to achieve oversize fit
***Now with multiple color options, get your favorite while it lasts!
