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Now Back to your Regularly Scheduled Programming Marionette T-Shirt

Now Back to your Regularly Scheduled Programming Marionette T-Shirt

Regular price $34.96 USD
Regular price $44.99 USD Sale price $34.96 USD
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Snap out of it—or don’t. The “Now Back to Your Regularly Scheduled Programming” Marionette Tee is a not-so-gentle reminder that the show’s been running without your permission. Featuring a puppet design that hits a little too close to home, this tee is perfect for anyone who knows the news isn’t news and reality TV isn’t real. Wear it proudly while the masses binge their next dose of brain rot. Tune in, drop out, and look good doing it.

 

Product Superpowers:

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric that is easy to layer and breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

.: A fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal dead eyed sheeple gatherings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

.: Sustainably made to order just for you.

.: Unisex sizing: Size up 1-2 sizes from normal to achieve oversize fit

***Now with multiple color options, get your favorite while it lasts!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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