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The modern, relaxed fit ensures effortless versatility for any occasion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eWhat sets this hoodie apart? 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The QRcore sleeves. Featuring our signature QR code-inspired patterns, they add a bold, futuristic edge to the minimalist design. 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The monochrome black and white palette makes it a statement piece that’s easy to pair with anything in your wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eElevate your look with the Brain Wash Only QRcore Sleeve Hoodie—where comfort, style, and cutting-edge design collide.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brain Wash Only","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49505348190505,"sku":"72794341870402775455","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49505348223273,"sku":"31590542167640508571","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49505348256041,"sku":"91473631045466061180","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49505348288809,"sku":"24396578578977552984","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49505348321577,"sku":"28749432376099015202","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49505348354345,"sku":"14690262788314366502","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49505348387113,"sku":"13801255844750809178","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":49505348419881,"sku":"23398695182233266261","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/0736\/2345\/files\/7231715232700315282_2048.jpg?v=1732986926"},{"product_id":"chainmail-hoodie","title":"Chainmail Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnleash your inner knight with this bold Chainmail Hoodie—a fusion of medieval armor aesthetics and modern streetwear. Designed for those who dare to stand out, this hoodie reimagines chainmail with intricate, textured detailing that adds a touch of rebellion to your wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re channeling your inner warrior or making a statement at the next festival, this hoodie combines comfort and cutting-edge style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from premium, soft fabric with a detailed chainmail-like pattern, it offers a relaxed fit perfect for layering. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or leather boots for a look that commands attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for gamers, LARPers, medieval enthusiasts, and anyone with a taste for unconventional fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Unique Design: Chainmail-inspired texture for a bold, medieval vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Comfortable Fit: Lightweight and breathable fabric, perfect for all-day wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Statement Piece: Versatile enough for streetwear, festivals, or cosplay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Gamers and fantasy lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Festival-goers and streetwear enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Anyone seeking a bold, armor-inspired look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Powers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 75% polyester, 20% cotton, 5% spandex (Medium heavy fabric)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Unisex style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Classic, Versatile Front Kangaroo Pouch \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBreak free from the ordinary—this Chainmail Hoodie is your ultimate armor for the modern world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibes: Chainmail hoodie, medieval-inspired fashion, fantasy streetwear, unique hoodie, festival hoodie, edgy hoodie, knight aesthetic, modern armor clothing, gamer fashion, LARP hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Drip dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brain Wash Only","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49562816053545,"sku":"19330103701531927687","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49562816086313,"sku":"21786243017896112932","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49562816119081,"sku":"21872778025893786384","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49562816151849,"sku":"22671858412694715834","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49562816184617,"sku":"17878395371920519985","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/0736\/2345\/files\/41652355-9C1F-48BF-917D-05BDE9555D2F.png?v=1750404967"},{"product_id":"i-heart-my-ai-girlfriend-hoodie","title":"I Love My AI Girlfriend Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eWelcome to the future, where love is digital, relationships are optimized, and your AI girlfriend never leaves you on read. 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Cozy, stylish, and packed with internet-core energy—because who needs human emotions when your AI girlfriend is always learning \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleItalicBody; font-style: italic;\"\u003ejust for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e Perfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e✔️ Gamers, coders \u0026amp; 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font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e✔️ Meme culture, futuristic streetwear, \u0026amp; internet-core aesthetics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e✅ Soft, high-quality fabric for ultimate comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e✅ Bold, ironic statement graphic for digital-age lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e✅ Unisex fit, perfect for layering in all seasons\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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Your AI girlfriend approves—she ran the numbers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Powers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. 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Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eThese Are Our Demands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e )}] A cryptic threat disguised as fashion. This ransom-note-inspired design feels like a message meant for someone… maybe you. Fragmented, chaotic, and laced with subversive undertones, it’s less a hoodie and more a warning wrapped in soft cotton blend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eWear it loud. Keep them guessing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eEvery letter is a clue, every glance a question.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e, built for rebels and misfits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eSoft yet durable fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e for long nights and strange days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePerfect for stirring paranoia in public places\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eBrain Wash Only—Apparel with an ulterior motive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brain Wash Only","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49823730434345,"sku":"32446287556306909390","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49823730467113,"sku":"30838829104808856034","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49823730499881,"sku":"13255004548288333229","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49823730532649,"sku":"19714267463624128246","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49823730565417,"sku":"26224058408105792378","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49823730598185,"sku":"33612304767000177613","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49823730630953,"sku":"18430048448179779236","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49823730663721,"sku":"23651942549254948088","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49823730696489,"sku":"33604714622527433896","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49823730729257,"sku":"16259124058019972714","price":66.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49823730762025,"sku":"15640693742134868529","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49823730794793,"sku":"30858760287144738023","price":67.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49823730827561,"sku":"12393268453772473450","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49823730860329,"sku":"27874939856082259476","price":68.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":49823730893097,"sku":"97589389923002273502","price":64.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":49823730925865,"sku":"44014486326388988991","price":68.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/0736\/2345\/files\/6136490779272510607_2048.jpg?v=1738999112"},{"product_id":"towards-grunge-qr-print-hoodie","title":"Grungey QR Print Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnravel the hidden codes of the digital age with the Grungey QR Print Hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design weaponizes the QR code—once a symbol of convenience—into a statement of rebellion. Distorted, glitched, and worn like a badge of defiance, this tee taps into the grungesque spirit of chaotic tech dystopia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for renegades of the cyber world, it blurs the lines between fashion and digital encryption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it and question everything. Decode nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Distressed QR code print design for a subversive, grunge aesthetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• High-quality cozy optimal fabric blend in a versatile unisex fit for effortless comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Inspired by digital dystopia, cyberpunk subculture, and system glitches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a signal to the initiated. You in?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Powers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 75% polyester, 20% cotton, 5% spandex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Medium heavy fabric (8.5 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Unisex style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Printed care label inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  .: Size Up 1-2 sizes from your usual to achieve oversize fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Drip dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brain Wash Only","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49865847013673,"sku":"46204291674541870160","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49865847046441,"sku":"71133341643888232421","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49865847079209,"sku":"31835746168655337385","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49865847111977,"sku":"21569756021157752967","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":49865847144745,"sku":"84625088412274460337","price":79.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/0736\/2345\/files\/15487713357256972096_2048.jpg?v=1739508405"},{"product_id":"cyber-sigil-digital-camo-zip-up-hoodie-1","title":"Cyber Sigil Digital Camo Zip Up Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eStop trying to fit in when you can scramble the feed. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eCyber Sigil Digital Camo Zip Up Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e is your cloak of digital sorcery—part of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleItalicBody; font-style: italic;\"\u003eWinter Is Brutal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e drop (like that even matters). Heavyweight, cryptically camouflaged, and laced with arcane sigils, it’s built for those who hack reality and raise hell while staying three steps ahead of the watchers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eGlitched camo + occult sigils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e: Because blending in is for NPCs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eHeavy insulation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e: Brutal winters demand brutal solutions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eTechwear x esoterica\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e: Style so unreadable, it’s basically encrypted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eLimited run\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e: Once the system patches this, it’s game over.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; 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